No. Not a typo. People should have to get a license from some responsible agency before being allowed to procreate. It’ll slow the population explosion. It would prevent most child abuse. See, you’d have to prove that you a) are not an idiot, b) have taken parenting classes to prepare you for the immense responsibility that is raising a future citizen of the world and c) have more than an ounce of common sense.
Reasons for my position are simple and should be instantly recognizable: Britney Spears and the driving with her baby on her lap incident; George Foreman and his six children, all named after him; and Paulette Lynn Spears, a Vancouver woman arrested for drunk driving recently who actually bit her son to get the cell phone away from him during one of the several times he called 911 because he was frightened by his mother’s behavior.
If those examples don’t at least make you pause and consider my idea, then maybe you’re one of the dumb bunnies who shouldn’t be multiplying.
Cheers.
Tags: dumb bunnies, foreman, george, license, parent, spears
